mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head
He called himself “just a cute little lawyer” when his future boyfriend called him a bitch.
He laughed when his office went up in flames.
He has the best ex-boyfriend.
He has the best best friend.
He saw the person who betrayed him on the street and asked why that person wasn’t dead.
He responded to a man stating he looked familiar by saying it was probably because he saw him in ONE of his sex tapes.
He told his boyfriend if he was going to be jealous of his crazy ex, then he would have to be jealous of the whole world since he has fucked most of them.
Like now that I am awake I need to reiterate how huge this is. It was presumed harvested to extinction by the Romans. It was a favorite flavoring and according to historians one of the best contraceptives ever known. True or not it would be fantastic to study that but it being extinct made that impossible.
This is such a huge deal! I hope they get it figured how to grow it.
